Hey, why not?
1: bluejeanserenade, as of right now
2: I'd rather not answer specifically, although I can honestly say it is between 13 and 16.
3: I love being involved in the community of small, friendly servers, and I believe I have a lot to bring to the table. I've played for four years this year on many small servers with great communities, and it's been very sad to see a good number of them shut down. I want to do my part to grow a server of the type, as they seem to be getting rarer and rarer as the server section of many sites is dominated by faction, prison, and survival game servers. I believe I have a lot to offer where staffing is concerned, and I would love to do my part to help a small server grow. (That was only five sentences - six, counting this one - but I do believe I've made my point.)
4: I'm homeschooled; I usually get done with my work around noon, so I have lots of free time to devote to managing a server. I've been devoted to writing since I first learned to use Microsoft Word, and I'm an eloquent, legible speaker, particularly when typing. I'm notoriously difficult to provoke; as a result, I am, if I may say so, unusually good at dealing with trolls.
5: I certainly would be, so long as they're cooperative. I work well on coordinated teams that really understand each other. I enjoy working in conjunction with others more than j enjoy ordering them around.
6: I have. I owned a server until last year; it averaged about ten players online at any given time and received very positive feedback here on Planet Minecraft until I sadly had to shut it down due to lack of funds for hosting it. A couple of years ago, I was also staff on a very short-lived minigames server. My rank was accidentally removed when they did a world reset, and the server itself shut down just a few days later.
7: I am not.
8: I have neither. However, I check Planet Minecraft an inordinately large number of times each day; since all the staff members will be applying through the site, they should all have accounts as well, so we can communicate here in a pinch. I have steam as well; my ID is TheBigBacon.
9: Technically, yes. It's broken, though, so, for all intents and purposes, no. I don't like my voice being heard by people on the internet, anyway; I have a rather prominent accent that some people might find annoying.