I get bigger the more you take away. What am I?
I get wetter the more I dry. What am I?
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."
What color suit is each man wearing?
And the last one:
A man and his son are in a car crash.they both go to different hospitals in different ambulances the doctor walks in to the ER and says i cant operate on this boy he's my son?
*There is more than one answer for the last one*
