I Was Once A Peasent Working For My Master, Burgmund, I Was Making A Cake, As
It Was His 75th Birthday, When I Suddenly Heard A Strange Noice. I Checked On Burgmund And I Noticed A Portal In The Corner Of The Room. Suddenly I Saw Him Lead An Army Of Pigmen Out Of The Portal, I Ran To The Barracks To Report But It Was Too Late, Burgmund Had Started Burning Houses, I Knew We Should Of Used Cobblestone! I Was Made A Soldier Of Minecraftia Me And 3 Outhers; A Dwarf Of Cazmodan, A Strange Man Of The USN Enterprise, And A Knight Called Perculier, Were Sent Into The Portal To Stop It Once And For All, I Got Seperated From The Group, I Tried To Make Contact With The Outhers But There Was No Hope, A Very Caucasian Fellow Called Israphel Took Me In, He Had A Portal In His Room Too. I Ran For It. I Made It And Now I Am Here, I Wonder What Happend To The Outhers......
-Onocool