((First off, I am a female, second, how is that a food, and third, I do not think killing is allowed. That being said...))
I feel the bullets repeatedly go into my skull, but place a bored expression on my face. Was he being serious? Metal bullets? Pathetic. I rustle in my inventory one more, this time pulling out an actual food weapon, my Caramel Carbine, examining its shining sweet surface. I load it with shining caramel morsels, cock it, and once more place those super-cool sunglasses over my eyes. "Say your prayers, you boneless coward," I say and begin shooting him.
