PRAISETHEFOOL

Hey bro, it’s been a while.
I hope you’re doing well.
Ever since we accidentally set fire to the pizzeria we met up at, we’ve been kind of distant.


I’ve tried contacting you in many ways, DMs, SMS, and even breaking down the door to your house and shrieking. I’m guessing the messages just weren’t going through or you weren’t home at the time.

Anyways,
I was wondering if you maybe want to try setting that new pasta place to flames. I’ve been kind of restless and feel the need to wreak havoc lately.

hope to hear back from you soon!