Radioactive_Penguin

alr alr I know I joined this site randomly, but in my defense I was trying to stalk MaltyOtter's art... she said she turned her posts to "site members only" so naturally I had to make sure that wasn't the case! ahahahah. hah. anyway.

my name is Valerie, you can call me Valerie, or refer to me by my user but lowkey just not a slur and we should be good. you could call me the wrong name and I don't think I'd care cuz you're a stranger on the internet. here's a list of appropriate names:

• Valerie
• Apple Juice
• Penguin
• Jessica
• Idiot
• Worm
• Greeting Card
• Your Dad (not daddy tho that's weird)
• Nicole

feel free to pick one or make your own.

anyway, now that you know my name, here's some fun facts about me:



• My favorite colors are green & orange (in that order)
• I have a dog named Felix who is js a little guy and I love him (german pinscher with a short tail and floppy ears)
• I overuse the word "like" but mainly bc I don't feel like anyone cares and also I find some humor in it
• I like yaoi. I write it, watch it, wish I was in it. but alas, the pains of being a woman
• I play guitar, ukulele, piano, violin, viola and probably more at some point in my life (I also write music, both compositions and whatever the other one is)
• I am an avid enjoyer of genshin, project sekai, and uhm. nah that's kinda it. I like yt shorts tho
• I sneeze a lot during spring
• I enjoy your mom I mean uh vanilla ice cream with crushed graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate drizzle (not the hershey stuff, ts is gross) all as s'mores ice cream

ok, I'm either funny enough that you kept reading, or you're actually curious, or I lost everyone after the first list and am talking to myself (haha familiar haha 😮‍💨). good. now only the real ones will know one time in fifth grade I was eating little bites (the mini muffin things, chocolate chip ones tho) and for the past week or so I'd been like "huh. these taste like chemicals. oh well." then one day, my friend asked for one, I gave, and she was like "Valerie it's moldy" and I was like "damn it is" and proceeded to spit it all up into the trash can and chug water in an attempt to get rid of the taste.

anyway eheh idk how active I'll be on here. but trust, I will try when Malt makes me or like once per month when I'm bored