Creepers are big, green, hairy penises to me.
Enderman are tall, emo's.
Zombies are people who look unbelievably sick.
Skeletons are very skiny people who throw rocks at you.
Spiders are spiders
Slimes are my sister
Sheep are sheep.
Pigs are my brother.
Chickens are chickens.
Squid are squid
Cows are my brother
The enderdragon is my dad.
Silverfish are cockroaches
Cave Spiders are big, scary spiders.
Blazes are idiots
Ghasts are Teachers
Magma Cubes are annoying people who try to befriend you.
Zombie Pigmen are people who complain about everything who you just want to hit.
They are the mobs in my eyes
