Elvis Presley got a C in his 8th grade music class, the yellow on your screen isn't real yellow , there is an ATM machine in Abu Dhabi that hands out gold bars instead of notes, the pyro from TF2 is a homo male, the companion cube from portal is really the remains on old test subjects, barophobia is the fear of gravity, being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as being punched in the face, Mario is really faster then Sonic, Minecrafts diamond armor is worth over 13 billion and is horrible armor in real life, a working vertion of Master Chiefs power armor can be bought from some guy for $3k, some of the McDonalds salads are more fatting then their burgers. *breath*. Mojang has made over 3 million
dollars off of minecraft.
My work is done here, I'll let myself out...