My dream job is to be the inventor of a new type of technology of the likes that no one else can control or understand. It would be so complex that the technology would not be easily described by two dimensional drawings or 3D projections. It would involve quantum vortexes and quantum entanglement and self propagating quantum rapidly evolving plasma entities. The entities would exist in a state of flux, but would be trained to survive given a base set of fitness tests. The evolution would be guarded by a very fast 20Ghz MIPs processor that watches for breaches of containment markers and guides. The most stable plasma would form symbiotic relationships within the governing constraints, those plasma entities that do not produce paths of correctly weighted distribution are fed a less uptake energy than those that perform well. A bridge separator would issue new input to the plasma network thus provoking a change within the containment arenas. The entities will be the first artificial life to be recognized as truly alive, and the first machine to achieve legal representation of having protected rights to live. They will advise to governments, buy out Microsoft and Apple, fully control the stock market and provide infinite wealth to all they advise.
Or a village drunk.
