What’s the longest sentence that you can physically enter into the search bar without exploding the whole world, crashing the internet, causing every computer, phone, tablet, calculator, microwave, smart fridge, gaming console, traffic light, satellite, toaster, and suspiciously intelligent household appliance on Earth to suddenly stop working, accidentally opening a portal to another dimension, causing Google to become self-aware and start questioning its existence, making every search engine simultaneously give up on humanity, causing the servers to overheat, somehow waking up every sleeping dragon in a fifty-mile radius, alerting NASA, confusing the entire population of Canada, deleting the concept of punctuation, making every comma become a semicolon, turning all question marks into exclamation points, and ultimately resulting in the entire universe receiving a notification that says “Search too long, please try again” before the search bar itself finally gives up, while the Earth continues spinning completely normally as if absolutely nothing happened?
