I'd hire the best hobo that knows the sewer and me and Hobo Jones would Venture down into the dark maze of sewer water, and slush, only to realize that a fan stalker was following us to the end of said maze, so then i hired the best fighter hobo to kill the fan stalker, then my hobo team and i continued down getting closer to the praise.
Claiming the money as my own giving a penny to the hobos for their hardwork.. and buy myself a lifetime supply of big-macs to mock my foes...