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Okay before you think the radio silence for the past 4 days means I've been busy... no... sorry to break your illusions... but I took a break and got distracted with Genshin again. XD

Anyhow. After watching Agatha's latest video however (something you should do if you like cozy minecraft vids) I am thinking about maybe starting work on some tiny paintings for smaller houses... meaning something possibly like a 10 painting update focusing on 16x16, 16x32, and 32x16 paintings... meaning one by one's, one by two's, and two by one's... you get the gist...

Also... Titles&Tools isn't dead, you may relax... neither is my skin... The skin's actually... nearly complete, again I just got distracted. XD
And the items for T&T are mostly there... I still want a few more additions before I jump into the layers of Json to make them work... which... I'm now dreading as I realized I added Spears and Crossbows into the mix... great working past Zord! Always giving me texture assets and never pitching in with the technical bits... procastinating prick! XD

At least I... present Zord... soon to also be a past Zord... have the decency of at least..... nah who am I kidding I'm the same as past Zord, future Zord or Future-Future Zord can deal with the json bit. XD

Anyhow that's... mostly it... Ta-Ta! o/

Well I just found out that PMCSkin3D's missing shades... like I can't get 3 tones of dark grey, because 1, as soon as I decrease value by 1% the difference is 0 to 100 in colour instead of a micro-change, and 2... even the colour picker can't remember details like 8% sat and 2% value, and it believes it's 0% sat and 2% value... I might have to do a ticket about this... but yeah... skin might take a little while longer as I need to go into Paint.Net to fix the colours.

You know... sometimes the universe is so weirdly fascinating. Like right now. I just looked out of my window at the moon, and the thing's framed on one side by stripe like clouds, and on the other by the trippy looking cloud, that looks rugged and has these spike like bits... really looked like enormous looking stalactites instead of normal clouds! XD

Ta-Ta peeps! o/

I'm weirdly fixated on this sudden want to make my persona with sharp teeth and dark circles under his eyes... actually... might try to make it... mhmm...

I'll update you later if I go through with it.

Remember being a little bit bad's always fun, and...
Ta-Ta! o/

Well like I promised, I went and got a bit into Titles&Tools... while listening in on the chaos of Sir Horse's stream... Anyhow. Here's the Enderian Longarm, also known as the unique spear texture of the update! (Meaning it's not a full toolset, it's just for the spear)


Hope you people like it. And I'm off! Ta-Ta! o/

I... went and got even deeper into the skin making progress.... Uh... I guess Free Bird - Eurobeat Remix by Vikas Music, really is a powerful tool to get into the zone... XD

Yes... that's the post... have fun I guess? I really don't have any weird antics prepared right now... I think the absurdist in my brain is asleep right now... And he gets grumpy when I wake him up to make single jokes...

So anyhow... Ta-Ta! Behave out there! o/

Okay... I know I said I was gonna go work on Titles&Tools... but... I got distracted... so... uhm.. don't judge it please since it's like... extremely early on but... Here's a sneak peek of this year's halloween skin that I'm making for myself.
I call it Pandora Protocol, and yes that's Zord with a gask mask and visor... as well as tactical'ish clothes.

Anyhow... busy busy!
Ta-Ta! o/

Okay... like I said... it would probably take an hour... but... Splotch of Paint's updated! PMC and Modrinth are already done and dusted, and you can download the update now if you want. Curseforge however is still waiting for review or whatever, so that one will take a bit longer, sorry about that.

Anyhow! 175 PAINTINGS PEOPLE! WE'RE 25 AWAY FROM 200! HOW IN THE 293 MOONS OF SATURN DID WE EVEN GET HERE?! XD

I'm off to take a quick break before returning to Titles&Tools.
Ta-Ta everyone! Hope you enjoy the udpate! o/

Okay I have 20 paintings now... I'll start the update now. It should be up in an hour or so.

But do keep suggestions coming, if anything I can always make micro-patches! XD

Uh so... I talked about soup so much... I actually went and got hungry... for soup... I was supposed to be going to bed and finally sleep... and now... my stomach is angry because, no soup... It's 7am for me... the supermarket isn't even open yet... This is a very particular kind of torture...
Ta-Ta I guess? o/

I just found my new calling...

Politics? No.
Cult Leader? Not yet.
Outlaw? Possibly in the future.
Art? Subjective.
Defending the holy name of the glorious soup internationally known as Green Broth or to me as "Caldo Verde" because it is the superior form of soup and only correct choice for soup, or for favourite soup, etc? HELL YES!

Moral of the story... I will fight you over soup. >:3

Ta-Ta!
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Okay... so... it's... 06:33 as I begin to write this... I just spent... roughly the last hour doing painting 19/20 out of a suggestion as well.

The details are as follow, it's a 2x2 or well... a 32x resolution painting that displays as 2 by 2 blocks. a simple square one... The name's Netherforged Champion. And as for how it looks. Just peek down bellow! ;D
The core concept of the suggestion was, guy wearing netherite armor... so of course I had to make it a champion in front of a nether portal background.


And yes once again, these are the showcase versions, upscalled by 1500% also using my beloved paint.net! XD

I do have a few ideas now... still feedback, criticism, suggestions, all those channels are open.

As for the seemingly contradiction with me procastinating earlier? Well... I lost 1 game... won 2...and earned a grand total of 5rr so... yeah that's enough for tonight, granting me time to put on my most... uh... what words do I describe this as... uh... it's my most dramatic cinematic badassery and posing playlist? I feel like I heard someone once call it my aura farming playlist but... I'll be honest... I'm too old to use that expression unironically. XD

Anyhow, that's all for tonight... or well... tomorning, and yeah... The sun's coming up, and this vampire has sleep to catch up on! Even though it's likely I won't fall asleep for a couple more hours. XD
Ta-Ta everyone! o/

Right uh... forgot to mention... I... may or may not be.... procastinating... just a tiny little itty bit... on new paintings and item textures.... Just because I got to gold 3 in valorant and I'm pushing for plat... I'm at 45rr so... it shouldn't take long right? Depends on what's stronger, my sanity, my opponents, or my internal drive to make stuff. XD
Ta-Ta everyone! o/

I just realized something funny... you people! Yes you people! All share a hivemind... it's the only explanation possible! And someone, I. Zord "Menace" Madderman The First, completely missed out on the assimilation program... Now maybe I shouldn't be saying this since I do in fact enjoy being outside of the hivemind and unable to understand most pop-culture... but... if the hivemind does come for me... I can at least have fun while doing an eleborate parkour escape, whilst wearing what looks like the same shirt and sweater pants everyday, because my wardrobe is composed of, unbranded, logoless, either no pattern solid colours, or all around global pattern like a zebra pattern without logos again... and they're duplicates... because why change what's not broken. XD

P.s.: I do however only own a single pair of sneakers... I don't get why people would own more than 1 pair....

Ta-Ta! o/ Can't Catch me hivemind! XD

You're not the only one with weird dreams bucko! Sit down, let me explain!

Mine come in categories! Absurd, Surreal, Weird, Horror, Adventure!

Best ones to touch on are the weird ones... Like dreaming I woke up, got out of bed, walked down to the living room, saw a 60€ bill... said out loud "Wait these don't exist." and then I woke up extremely confused.

Absurd... absurd are what the name implies, stuff that transforms easily, or I'm doing something absurd like walking turning into a 2d anime just because fuck it dream logic.

Horror ones I will not touch on since they can be... very graphic... my mind is like a tiny hollywood or bollywood production set... depends on the day.

Surreal are those ones were you wake up, go about your day, wake up again, go about your day again, wake up again, etc... until when you ACTUALLY wake up... You're not even sure you're awake or like me one time... you believe you're already 1 day over.

Adventure.... these are fun! Like being a criminal in space with my own crew, being chased by the cops because we're smuggling space rock which... given it was white and glowed I'm pretty sure it was space drugs... Or I had this one where I became a paranormal scientist cataloguing species, after 2 mermaids decided to invite me to swim... p.s.: I don't know how to swim... and dream me knows about that. Honestly...now that I think about... even the absurd ones follow some logic... I think my brain has to maintain consistency because if the immersion breaks... I wake up... so...

Rust yours are weirder, take my crown, take the keys to the city, take these comically large inaugurational scissors, and take my single monocle. You're the mayor of loony dreamsville now. Prosper and be weird! XD
Ta-Ta o/

P.s.: Related to the insanity of last post but... have none of you seriously wondered why it's said to wear garlic to stave off vampires?! It's clearly a trick! They're letting you season yourselves! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Vampires LIKE Garlic!

Hello there everyone, it's... for me at least 00:43 as of beggining to write this. So... as the night finally deepens... Uh... I didn't think this through... UH.... quick gotta think of something... I know! TEA! Do you guys like tea? I like tea, more so than coffee since sadly coffee for me is only that slight acidic hint with a tiny bit of sugar added in... yeah it's only the flavour... I can drink coffee and immediatly afterward fall asleep like a rock... same thing with energy drinks... though they do taste better... unless they're the zero sugar ones.... RIGHT TEA! Nearly forgot! So... as long time allies of the british and masters of the maritime trade of spices, teas, and... other sorts of merchandise, of course I grew up to love tea! Right now... I had to pick between Hibiscus Roseta (my favourite), green tea, black tea, tea tea (because the brand calls it chai tea, but I've heard chai means tea so... tea-tea), lemon and a weird white flower, and mint tea... no wait... there was also whatever the hell curcuma, apple, and cinnamon is... but yeah... I went for Chai this time! XD

Where am I going with this? Not even I am aware... I'm merely letting the flow of thoughts channel themselves directly through the keyboard over onto this post like a writer possessed by the spirit of invasive thoughts and lyrical prose... though... this isn't a poem now is it? ANYHOW! FEY TRAPS! GOTTA STOP STANDING ON THEM GLOWING MUSHROOMS! BACK ON TRACK! Yeah.... I will now be drinking tea... while marvelling at my work, done and to be done... while I think to myself "Science was fun... but... why didn't I ever try art?"... Why are you staring at me like that? My eyes are down here you know? I'm not a giant like most of you! XD
Also yeah... never took a single art lesson past... the mandatory visual education class from 5th to 9th grade... though back then all I could draw was a stick of butter in 3d perspectives... and mushrooms... XD

Oh right... motivational quote... uh... In the wise words of... me. Fuck it, we gamble! - Zord - probably since the dawn of time.

ANYHOW! Here's hoping you guys are having a fun, decent, or even mediocre day/night, don't let the vampires season you with garlic... and uh... last time's advice still applies! I'm off to check my two favourite art youtubers, and uh... Ta-Ta everyone! o/

Okay, ask and ye shall receive I guess? XD

Just like I said I would, I tried making a parrot painting! As suggested by ILIKEOBSIDIAN, I'm not sure a red ringneck exists neither but hey, creative liberties XD
So without further a do here's both versions of Colourful Feathers!




Again, 18/20 done, feel free to suggest more. And don't worry 20 is just the minimum limit, we can go past it if my sanity allows for it!

Ta-Ta everyone! Hope you enoy the bird! o/

Well since we're already approaching October... and Splotch of Paint's update is at 17/20 paintings... does anyone have anything they'd like? I say this because I always love your suggestions, and honestly... I'm out of ideas... I somehow reverted back to water with painting number 17... at least that one's "thalasso megalo possibly nycto phobic" inspired! XD

It however will remain a surprise for the update. But since I'm not fully evil, I'll tell you it's named "Always a Bigger Fish"

But yeah... that's sort of it, feel free to leave suggestions, don't worry if we go past the 20 painting cap, neither, that's just my minimum aim for bigger updates. XD

Ta-Ta everyone! o/

Well today was... arguably messy... Though I can't really recall much... Anyhow! That.... isn't why we're here today! Because out of the blue my brain was like "Hey! Look at what I found!" *Flashbang in the form of a mental image of the white enderman legend from old minecraft* "AH FUCK MY MENTAL EYES!" and... uh... I lost the track give me a second...

AH RIGHT! So yeah I suddenly remembered that old thing... and... I remembered the recent cryptid stories I've been watching for fun... and Scp-106... if I'm not mistaken Shy guy is 106.... but that doesn't matter and I'm getting off the paved road of thoughts again because the edges are like little alluring fey traps of distraction and... I'm outside the path aren't I?
ANYWAY! ALL THIS! Just to say!

I made a white enderman painting... called it Gaunt and Forgotten! Will be on the next batch of twenty... and it's number 16/20 so yeah... fun stuff. Bellow there's the usual framed and unframed showcase versions, tell me what you think, if not that's okay, and yeah... enjoy!




AND WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY! I seriously hope you're all having a good day, really. Stuff can be hard, but it's best to look at it in the eyes, flip it two middle fingers, bonus if you manage to do 2 extra with your feet, and, try your best to have fun and enjoy the good moments.
Ta-Ta darlings! Behave out there! o/