It’s amazing how much human transportation has changed over the last 2000 years. Instead of needing to walk or ride a horse to go long distances, we have cars. Instead of needing to go on some great long voyage to get around the planet, we can just hop on a plane and get there in a matter of hours. Instead of getting across the seas by hopping into a big floating wedge and hoping for the best, we… no, we still just hop into big floating wedges and hope for the best, nevermind

RELEASE HIM AT ONCE

nothin like starting the day with an alert for a tornado watch 🥰

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what’s y’all’s favorite ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀?

mine’s ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

i’m really close to 30k profile views

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why

yes, I’m a S.I.M.P.

squirrels
in
my
pants

they should make slot machines that don’t whisper to you

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“I got that dog in me”

the dog in question: