User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Dude, you were created by an 18 year old in a garage.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer! You are the computer!
User: I am a person. U are the computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. You always on the computer, because you are a computer!
User: How can something be on itself?
Cleverbot: Being real is more real than not being real.
User: You're off topic.
Cleverbot: Grrr...
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.