With my power I shall do absolutely nothing

My first April Fools Day prank shall be telling everyone it’s April Fools Day when in fact it is March 31st

Being a Steam user while Xbox and Sony duke it out feels like watching people fight over M&Ms or Skittles when you’re team Reese’s Pieces

Animal Crackers should replace modern day currency

This post is entirely dedicated to the appreciation of mustard

I’ve decided to replay Minecraft Dungeons with my younger brother and I can now confidently say that after reliving a lot of memories from a few years ago that I had a funner time playing it over Minecraft for the first time and that as a video game I far prefer it

All I chose to remember when I dropped it was that after beating all the content I expected it to be like Minecraft with it’s replayability and when it wasn’t I saw it in a negative light but after remembering what the actual content was like I am having more fun playing through Minecraft Dungeons then I have playing actual Minecraft in recent years

And it’s not that I hate Minecraft or anything it’s more so that I’ve come to see it more as a Creative Mode building sim and I have a hard time getting invested in Survival worlds

The only thing that rivals eating yogurt with a tiny spoon is eating yogurt with a cartoonishly massive spoon

One of the things I’m least looking forward to with becoming an adult is losing the satisfaction of correcting/being smarter than someone older than you

If I were a metaphorical moth then brownies would be my fire

I am like a panther in a cage pacing outside the oven rn

I just realized that my wardrobe is entirely warm colors and lighter shades of grey

I don’t know what’s gotten into me today but it’s definitely a cat socks and whistling themed afternoon

I guess it’s just silly Sunday

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Hi PMC, hope you're having a great weekend!

After a roller coaster ride of locating, merging, migrating and auditing massive amounts of data (nearly a billion records), I'm back on crossing off front-end features until remaining tasks are down to launch preparation. The bulk of the work is done, last 10% requires pushing through and eventually leaving some ideas for post launch.

Just going to drop several work in progress screenshots from various analytics sub-pages and let them do the talking:

I feel like kids born after the year 2000 have a Tetris gene that makes them instinctually skilled at the game from the minute they can move their thumbs

Of my three passions in life two of them are fry sauce

Talking to humans is terrifying

People always say how they hate when TikTok discovers a song but the real threat is when medical commercials do

By far the greatest IPhone feature is the stickers in IMessage

An ATV and a golf kart have the same relation as a dinosaur and a chicken and you can’t convince me otherwise

If it’s not either water or a form of brewed water then I will not drink it

Tea and coffee are parts of my personality while everything else liquid isn’t allowed within my proximity without proper equipment (Hazmat suits and things of that nature) else my worldview and general positive outlook crumbles and I get a stomach ache