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SD4You see, this server really brings tears to my eyes. When I was but a wee lad my daddy bought me a stuffed animal. I named him Slimey because he was small and round like an item in my favorite game, Minecwaft. One rainy day, Slimey and I were hopping along the street when a man in a Steve outfit drove up to me on a large horse with iron armor (Or was it a big white van i cant remember). He promised me diamonds if I got in the backseat of his horse. With Slimey I felt safe doing anything, so I accepted. But on the other side of those large, white doors were not diamonds, but instead, large iron Golems with giant iron swords underneath their iron pants. Because I only had a wooden sword I tried to run, but the iron Golems grabbed me with their large hands, put me on my knees, and ripped off my leather armor. I begged them to not raid me, but they didn't listen. They penetrated me with their swords and pored buckets of milk all over me. Slimey was beside me the entire time... I haven't seen him since...
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