Once upon a time I ventured to build a castle...the end.

Seriously, it's not a boat. It's a castle! The end!


Addendum: The porcine zoning committee has offered expense paid logistical airship transport of said castle to anyone wishing to assume ownership, somewhere else!

Added addendum: The appraiser suggests with the right lighting, said castle could become a haven for creepers, skeletons, and other mobs suitable for combat training. And expenses paid transport is a standing offer!