Also who would be in a haunted boat to put a sign saying Haunted?

whatever i never said it was a huge good boat and the cobwebs are because it is old

There are many things wrong with this
first of all it's not a boat, more like a structure in the middle of a tiny steam
second, it's not even scary just abused animals in a pit in the dark surrounded by webs
third there's a spider web that slows you down that you have to cross