Published Aug 28th, 2015, 8/28/15 11:16 am
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Tired of being stuck in the traffic one hour every morning when you're going to work at the office ? Tired of having to watch out for potential obstacles whenever you try to go out and travel somewhere in a vehicle ? You feel anxious since that day you discovered that size does in fact matters ?
Well we have a solution for you !
Buy an ozimandeo class warship today and say goodbye to such plebeian worries !
Why worry about traffic when you can fly above the seas of profligates wannabes and right through the office building !
You won't ever have to worry about finding a parking spot again ! You now have the ability to create your own !
Imagine the effect on the other gender when they realise you have a 50 000t flying warship stationned 100ft right above their house ! Effect on high society guarranteed (pun intended).
And this dream can be yours for the modest price of 999 diamond blocks (you can choose to pay 10 extra to add toilets) payable cash to His Honnor the Emperor of the NAE Himself (other means of payment accepted : Pure bonemeal; oreos and franc CFAs)
BUY one now and get two free kotor class cruisers !! (Barely used and hardly ever implicated in any crimes against humanity *)
Shipping is free if you order before tomorrow 12:00 AM.
Full equipment content: 2x3 480 mm cannons, 4x3 380mm cannons, 4x2 240mm and at least 8x2 150mm close range neighbors dispatchers.
One hangar bay for medium sized aircrafts, kitchens and a few easter eggs. **
The ship has been designed with the Dokucraft light texture pack in mind. Any discomfort from customers because of different ways of seeing the world is not the builder's responsibility .
AND REMEMBER GUISES, GRAVITY IS JUST A THEORY
"11/10 PERFECTION!!"IGN
(* the NAE definition for "crimes against humanity" may vary from definitions from other sources)
(** The FDA and The Accalian Office Against Idiotic Lawsuits want to inform our customers that said easter eggs are not edible goods. Any misuses from iliterate customers may not be blamed on said offices)
Customers under 15 must have authorization from a legal guardian to be able to buy this good.
This ship is inspired from the Iowa class battleships, and a model of the USS Missouri (made with friend on a server) as well as a model of the USS New Jersey made by Spee (http://www.planetminecraft.com/project/uss-new-jersey-bb-62/) have helped me create this build
Well we have a solution for you !
Buy an ozimandeo class warship today and say goodbye to such plebeian worries !
Why worry about traffic when you can fly above the seas of profligates wannabes and right through the office building !
You won't ever have to worry about finding a parking spot again ! You now have the ability to create your own !
Imagine the effect on the other gender when they realise you have a 50 000t flying warship stationned 100ft right above their house ! Effect on high society guarranteed (pun intended).
And this dream can be yours for the modest price of 999 diamond blocks (you can choose to pay 10 extra to add toilets) payable cash to His Honnor the Emperor of the NAE Himself (other means of payment accepted : Pure bonemeal; oreos and franc CFAs)
BUY one now and get two free kotor class cruisers !! (Barely used and hardly ever implicated in any crimes against humanity *)
Shipping is free if you order before tomorrow 12:00 AM.
Full equipment content: 2x3 480 mm cannons, 4x3 380mm cannons, 4x2 240mm and at least 8x2 150mm close range neighbors dispatchers.
One hangar bay for medium sized aircrafts, kitchens and a few easter eggs. **
The ship has been designed with the Dokucraft light texture pack in mind. Any discomfort from customers because of different ways of seeing the world is not the builder's responsibility .
AND REMEMBER GUISES, GRAVITY IS JUST A THEORY
"11/10 PERFECTION!!"IGN
(* the NAE definition for "crimes against humanity" may vary from definitions from other sources)
(** The FDA and The Accalian Office Against Idiotic Lawsuits want to inform our customers that said easter eggs are not edible goods. Any misuses from iliterate customers may not be blamed on said offices)
Customers under 15 must have authorization from a legal guardian to be able to buy this good.
This ship is inspired from the Iowa class battleships, and a model of the USS Missouri (made with friend on a server) as well as a model of the USS New Jersey made by Spee (http://www.planetminecraft.com/project/uss-new-jersey-bb-62/) have helped me create this build
| Credit | Spee |
| Progress | 100% complete |
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