Steve thought to himself while looking around at the scenery as he escaped the cave; pickaxe in hand. He thought how sad it would be to leave this wonderful, blocky place called Minecraftia. He would really miss the wonderful green, leafy trees. And don't forget all the pretty animals, and the mobs. No more spider jockies. Then a thought sprung to his head.
"Why not just bring the earth with me? How hard can it really be, after all, I AM Steve." He said to himself, while killing another pig for dinner and dragging it's porky remains to his dwelling. "Who says I cant grab the earth behind me, just like this pig!" He stared up at the sky, still befuddled by the Angles.
So Steve set off to building his space ship, with one main hand to grab on part of the earth, and two on the sides. When he was in his ship, he thought, "Now I am set."