"I would say something cliche like, 'they didn't deserve to live', but, frankly, they did. I'm just a little sadistic." - Amethyst, Pointless Houses Representative.

Hello, friends, foes, and curious passersby, and welcome to my latest adventure map: Unknown! It's a strange RPG filled with stuff you'd never dream to see in any other RPG, because most of it's much too stupid to put in a regular RPG. All the other RPGs I know of are "serious" and "mature" which prevents them from being anything like this one. Because I strive for innovation, even if it means making something honestly weird. So anyway, enjoy, diamond, favourite, etc, etc.
Don't worry, more will be added every now and then, so brace yourself.