Dumbest server ever

Name: Kyle

IGN: DJ_Vader

Age: 16 years old(dont doubt me because of my age)

Hello

my name is KyleNoome, I like in SouthAfrica. I have 2dogs,

One pure breed and one mix breed. I have 2sisters and 2brothers. I live

with my mom, my dad, my 2sisters, and one of my brothers (other one is

in the Army). I am a sports person, and my favorite sport is Football. I

am in the 11th grade, and I can be really joyful and Help others be

happy when they are getting down and sad.i am a webdeveloper and i make plugins and im great with config of plugins like groupmanager(IF YOU NEEED A WEBSITE ILLL MAKE ONE FOR YOU)

I want to be Admin on this server, Because i just really enjoy it. And i think i could

By Making me Admin , You will see that i can:

1. Can help Players with problems(i.e. Griefing's, Trolls, Hackers)

2. Will help Fellow staff with problems, and back them up in arguments when they need it.

3. Help make Buildings(i.e Mobarena,Pvparena, etc.)

It

would be a Great decision on your Part to make me admin because, when u

make me admin i will help immediatly with any issues. (Not like others

who might just spawn items or do stuff for themselves) I am very

experienced in plugins like (Mcmmo, Worldedit, Essentials, groupmanager and i am a webdeveloper.)

this is How i would handle a Spammer situation.

Hacker: Spams (fuck you all, this server sucks)

DJ_Vader: Please Stop spamming.

John: Stop spamming u noob

Alex: keep spamming!

DJ_Vader: Hacker if u spam again u will be kicked, And alex dont encourage him!

10minutes later (after hacker was kicked)

Hacker: hahah stupid admin f you, u cant control me.

DJ_Vader /jail Hacker 1minute

John: Why did u jail him?

DJ_Vader spamming so i jailed him for 1minute, as a warning.

How i would handle a troller situation:

<Welcome Troll, To Survival-islands! Enjoy you stay on the server!>

DJ_Vader

Troll!, May u please change you name? I think thats not a responsible

name. Just like if somebody joined the server with the name Penis, You

would want them to change their name.

John: Welcome troll!

Troll: DJ_Vader u noob, Nobody likes you. Not even your mom likes you

DJ_Vader stop, That is your first warning.

Troll: You are so stupid, nobody can stop me.

John: haha nice one!

DJ_Vader: Troll please stop, i want u to have fun on this server, without making it bad for others.

Troll: you stupid idiot, forget you.

DJ_Vader: /tempban Troll 5minutes.

Lastly, I would like to thank Anybody who read this, For using your time wisely.

Sincerely,

kyle(DJ_Vader)

Is it down or sumthin?