Published Nov 24th, 2014, 11/24/14 7:21 pm
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On timmy's birthday, his kitty got hit by a car.
This year was 2030, where you could create "zombies" by artificially restarting ones heart, but it hadnt been approved with cats.
So, timmy took matters in his own hands.
He put his kitty into a box and dropped him off at the science lab the next morning. He worked all day, and finally, he repaired all broken parts of his peachy kitty. He hooked it up to the toaster and stuck a fork in it (do not try at home, kids) and his kitty jolted alive. The peachy kitty had an artificial leg, arm, back, and side of its face. It still showed love and affection. Later that year timmy won a scientific award called "Industrial Revolution Award of Scientific Advancements in Biology and Animal Nature". He put it on his mantal and went back to playing with his cat.
Do not try to make your cat alive by sticking a fork in a toaster. It'll only electocute you. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
This year was 2030, where you could create "zombies" by artificially restarting ones heart, but it hadnt been approved with cats.
So, timmy took matters in his own hands.
He put his kitty into a box and dropped him off at the science lab the next morning. He worked all day, and finally, he repaired all broken parts of his peachy kitty. He hooked it up to the toaster and stuck a fork in it (do not try at home, kids) and his kitty jolted alive. The peachy kitty had an artificial leg, arm, back, and side of its face. It still showed love and affection. Later that year timmy won a scientific award called "Industrial Revolution Award of Scientific Advancements in Biology and Animal Nature". He put it on his mantal and went back to playing with his cat.
Do not try to make your cat alive by sticking a fork in a toaster. It'll only electocute you. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
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Format | Java |
Model | Alex |
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