Please don't eat me.  I am just a poor cookie.  How would you feel if someone came up and ate you?  Pretty awful, right?  Besides, I have the misfortune of being even blockier than everyone else in the game?  How is that a misfortune you ask?  Well, I think it has something to do with astronomy and the planets, and...

OMNOMNOMNOM

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!  No please, nooooooo...

OMNOMNOMNOM *Burp* NEXT!

So there you have it.  The rather unfortunate cookie that accidently stumbled into a human's path.  Moral of the story: Cookies are delicious!

_Jermiik