Augmented Joe

in the future where Joe comes from, everybody gets robotic limbs if they chose. they are cheap, affordable, and only have a 77% chance to cause cancer*!
so come on down to your local clinic today and get your robot arm for a reduced price*!

*cancer studies performed on rats and various human subjects.

* only if you resented this ad 2 weeks ago, because if you did, thank you for visiting us and sharing the secret of time travel, you will receive your complimentary gift basket 3 years ago.

This is Joe, he is an augmented human who works at a lumber mill. he is a retired military veteran who lost both arms and his eyes and ears in the great war of 3002. he was a preliminary subject for the augmented and robotic limbs and senses division of the government shortly after he was injured.

today he has 2 robotic arms, 3 robotic eyes (one is microscopic) and 2 augmented ears which can hear regular sound and radio waves.