Captain NotchBeard

Morgan Freeman: "First--he was Notch. (non overlay) THEN! He was--Captain NotchBeard! (overlay on) Ruler of the seven seas! He was president over the land of Minecraft, and captain over the ship, The Markus. All the people in Minecraft were forced to serve him, and whoever rebelled would walk the plank! When he was just Notch he was loved by all. But he loved having power, so the Minecraftians labored under his watchful eye, and all grew to despise him. With his eyepatch, hook, and tattered jacket, it's hard to think anyone wouldn't. BEHOLD!!! The story of Captain NotchBeard!! Thank you, I am Morgan Freeman!!"
*Morgan Freeman bows*

DIAMONDZ: "Love it man."