The spacesuit made in tony’s mom‘s backyard is a top-of-the-line must-have item for space travel!

Features

Pink mittens to stab Martian llamas.

Space backpack containing the phone number to 911, Airafina Air water bottles (air not included), and a Macy’s 40% off tag.

Long pants to defend against acidic text savvy orange space salamanders.

Red shirt to ward off baby star stingrays.

Space helmet made of intergalactic cardboard.



Tinfoil antennae to combat singing pink pit roach’s mind control saliva.

Quality belt to obliterate texting taxi squid.

Boots made by hissing flying hippie muskox to protect your feet from the hot pizza desert’s scorching pepperoni sand.