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San The Panja
Lvl 37 • Artisan Narwhal
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Jeremy WinsBottom (idek) once was taking a tour through part of the forest...
THEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF RABID  lemurs  ATE THE FACE OFF OF THE TOUR GUIDE
and Jeremy calmly walked to pick up his bag. He had his lunch (cheeseburger), a machete and a "ultimate tool"
AND THEN JEREMY YELLED "WHY  are  CHEESEBURGERS IN THIS BAG?!?!?" AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
Then Jeremy (Who is a Vegan) went looking around for berries and had to survive the night while starving. His eyes grew wide due to lack of light.
THEN HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SO HE CUT part OF THE GUTS OUT OF THE CHEESEBURGER AND STUFFED IT IN HIS MOUTH.
Jeremy then thought of a great plan.... he would wear the cheeseburger on as a mask and then dig a hole so he was completely covered (with a opening for his hand) and then get in it and then when a animal comes by
HE WOULD BRUTALLY SWING HIS MACHETE AND THEN EAT PART of THE ANIMAL.
Then after he survived to long weeks he finally found the town again. Then one day he was reading the paper and it said that...
THE illuminati BOMBED CHINA AND MASSACRED INDIA.



the code.... shhh.... 

sorry this is rushed i forgot about this contest so yeah...
but I still hope you guys like this.
im deleting this after the contest

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karsonkevin2
• 08/29/2015 5:39 pm
• Level 42 : Master Droid
Whats up with his eyes?
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San The Panja
• 08/29/2015 5:42 pm
• Level 37 : Artisan Narwhal
there are holes in the cheeseburger on the pickle area so he can look
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