Published Aug 28th, 2015, 8/28/15 10:52 am
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This bear man. It has a special set of skills. Skills that makes him a nightmare for guys like us.
As you sleep tight in your bag, a silhouette scurries past your tent walls. A roar is heard. He's prepearing a meal - his meal.
He's a chef you see, and his dinner usually consists of squirrel or honey. But this time it's special. YOU are his meal. As he stumbles towards your tent, you hurry to find your flashlight, to use as a weapon. As he enters your tent you can't move! You're frozen with fear. The bear smiles, "would you like some dinner, mate?" he says. You still can't move, nor do you say anything. "Y-yes, thank you," you answer. As you both walk outside you notice his massive pot, with stew in it, cooking. As he shows you the stew he slowly starts pushing you closer and whispers: "I forgot to tell you the main ingredient... you".
As you sleep tight in your bag, a silhouette scurries past your tent walls. A roar is heard. He's prepearing a meal - his meal.
He's a chef you see, and his dinner usually consists of squirrel or honey. But this time it's special. YOU are his meal. As he stumbles towards your tent, you hurry to find your flashlight, to use as a weapon. As he enters your tent you can't move! You're frozen with fear. The bear smiles, "would you like some dinner, mate?" he says. You still can't move, nor do you say anything. "Y-yes, thank you," you answer. As you both walk outside you notice his massive pot, with stew in it, cooking. As he shows you the stew he slowly starts pushing you closer and whispers: "I forgot to tell you the main ingredient... you".
Gender | Interchangeable |
Format | Java |
Model | Steve |
Tags |
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