Corporate Slime

Mr. Corporate Slime


Corporate Slime grew up in the south east of Melbourne, Australia.



Though he claims to have a genuine love of playing tennis, there’s no evidence that Slime has played it before and he will quickly change the subject when a question is asked.

He remembers the prices of all the massage parlours near work and is proud to be the only worker yet to have received two employee of the months rewards back to back.

Corporate Slime a known womaniser and a passionate salesman.