Not just any bird. Thiis bird is a undeterminable gendered, acrophobic, raven/crow bird thing. You see, his mammy was a beautiful raven and his pappy was a rugged man crow with bird muscles and drank bird beer or whatever manly birds do. His parents had uber high expectations because they were two amazing specimens, so their child must be twice as perfect as them. Nine bird months later, out popped a baby bird. I'm skipping the egg part because it's boring. This was the ugliest bird they had ever seen. So they ditched it and ran away to live their new lives. So the bird baby thing never had parents and almost grew up lonely, BUT luckily there was a gigantasaurus storm thaat blew him out of his nest and he landed on the ground. Fortunately wolves found him. Now, I know you're asking "How in the dang flabbit is that fortunate?" Well, these wolves were vegan. So they raised him/her like he/she was one of their own. During his growing up stage or whatever its called, he/she often wondered what it was like to fly above the clouds, but alas he/she had never learned to fly because he/she was raised by wolves... which don't fly. So he/she bid his liberal vegan wolf parents and siblings goodbye, and began his spiritual journey. On the way to the great Learn-How-To-Fly Temple (totally not made up) he/she learned to fly. Kind of ironic, right? That is irony, yeah? Who cares. But anywho, he/she flew back to his wolf parents and they partied and what not. Afterwards he/she decided he/she wanted to find his/her real parents. So he/she flew up into the clouds and about halfway into space he realized that he/she was afraid of heights. But then as he/she was falling to Earth due to a panic attack, he/she killed an eagle and realized that he/she is a rad, killing machine. So he/she flew to his/her parents house and got into a 2-on-1 boxing match and totally beat the bazoodles out of them and it was coolio. He/she then went on to become a successful eagle killing boxer man/woman who wasn't afraid of heights. The end.

well that was fun to think of.
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