Dark Doc' [Contest Entry]

Ah, well. What can I say?
Having been forced to read Jekyll and Hyde in my English class, I really should have thought out the potential ramifications of attempting to separate myself into two distinct good and evil parts via suspect chemical processes.
Thus, Doctor Stonegarden, in all his trenchcoated glory, was dethroned from supremacy in his mind by his own folly, and in his place came Dark Doc', or so I call him.
He prefers Xenophilius, but I threatened to hang us both him if he introduces himself as such.
'I' right now is the good doctor, but it is only a matter of time before he assumes control of my mind, and my wardrobe; that lovely red winter coat that was a Christmas present from my father is now a monogrammed testament to his own terrible vanity.
It looks good, though. Evil me has style. Even if I think he could do with some purple in his attire.
What makes him evil, Planet Minecraft?
Well, the simple answer is, he isn't evil. Much.
Merely... less moral.
I remain firmly in the centre of the Moral Alignment Chart, cosy in my True Neutral perch. I like to maintain some degree of morality for the sake of my friends and society.
And he... well, he's True Neutral as well.
Only, where I am content to sit back and watch the world fly by, he uses my hard-earned Troping skills for personal gain. How can you catch a man who knows how a narrative works?
Well, he's selfish more than anything, really. Although he does have a lava trap in the basement of his lair. Which is actually a rather chic converted lighthouse on a tropical island.
It's his reasoning that if he doesn't draw attention to himself - hence the absence of evilness in his lair - no do-gooders will come to hack him to bits, and he's quite right. It's all in the Evil Overlord List on TV Tropes.
Look it up. You might learn something.
If anything, it may give you some countermeasures to Dark Doc's Genre-Savvy brand of evil.
Just, for the love of god, don't say you'll never join him, because he'll kill you on the spot.
Anyway-
Oh god. He's coming.
Run.