Devastator™ Mk.1

The first Metastasis Inc. production model droid, Devastator™ is useful for any task!! Use Devastator™ to suppress rebels and usurpers, to invade neighboring territories, to launch unguided rockets with precision, and even to clean the family home!! The standard Devastator™ model comes with basic features, such as a titanium exoskeleton, wrist mounted weapons, and infrared vision! The standard Devastator™ costs only $599,999,999.99 per unit!*† The upgraded Devastator™ model comes with arm attachments including a machete, minigun, rocket launcher, flamethrower, vacuum and squeegee! In addition, the premium Devastator™ has a tungsten frame, jetpack, upgraded intelligence, and a storytime mode that the children will love! The premium Devastator™ costs only $10,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 per unit!*† Get yours today!!

*Batteries not included
†Adult assembly required



Metastasis Inc is not responsible for any collateral damage cause by the Devastator™. Metastasis Inc is not liable for injury or death caused by Devastator™.
Included with your purchase is a 1-year warranty. This warranty is void is Devastator™ is used in space battles, flushed in the toilet, used not in accordance with manufactures instructions, or exposed to gamma rays. For more information about your warranty and on how to file a claim, visit Metastasis Inc's group page.