Fire Fighter - variation 2

Who do you call when your house is on fire? Who do you call when your pet wolf is stuck in a river? Who do you call when a zombie is trapped under your house?

Call the fire department and they'll come right over to send their brave fire fighters to take on blazing infernos, helpless animals, and the occasional zombie (they've got axes and they know how to use them).

Enjoy variation 2, now with more 100% more mustache.