The powers of the nerd god:
There was a young boy called Johnathon vanhousenburger and he was a nerd. When he was rebooting his super pc when he herd a loud thud on his window it was a magical computer disc with the name Johnathon vanhousenburger, he was shocked but he put it straight in his disk drive then to his shock he saw an older version of him self. It was telling him that he would be transformed into a god but no just any god a god of the nerds!!!

When he was transformed his powers where shooting computer viruses out of his eys and lastly the abilaty to type at the speed of light (wow) also he could drink a energy drink in 0.2 seconds (wow)