A chef was baking haddock one fateful day. The chef left to tend to his burning wantons, when a wayward soul descended upon the currently half-baked haddock. The haddock meat came to life, and started hopping with the kettle still attached to the base of the meaty monstrosity. It's heads were many, and before the chef had returned from his burning chicken nuggets, the abomination had devoured all of his wantons, his pot stickers, and of course his expired radish compost.

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