Published Mar 13th, 2014, 3/13/14 8:20 pm
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Long time ago, thar was a pirate who was called Joseph. He wasnât a fierce pirate no. But he was mighty strong. He 'n his pirate crew searched far 'n wide fer a rare booty called "Dins Pearl". They looked across th' vast seas but alas, t' no avail. One day, he 'n his crew were tipped off about an island that was said t' ship "Dins Pearl" As they approached th' island, somethin' strange happened. His crew spotted a strange scallywag, who appeared t' 'ave glowin' eyes, in th' distance... Knowin' his booty was most likely in th' hands o' this strange scallywag, they attempted t' attack. When Joseph first set foot on th' island 'n 'im 'n his crew charged at th' scallywag, disaster struck. Th' volcano located on th' Far East side o' th' island erupted, th' earth shook, th' ground split... Durin' th' ruckus joseph tripped into th' ravine that th' volcano created, 'n managed t' get a grip on th' side. Th' scallywag wit' glowin' eyes, approached. Joseph looked upwards directly at th' scallywag, th' scallywag t' 'im. Joseph suddenly lost control o' his owns body, 'n let go.
Later, he woke. T' a vast forest, everythin' was strange. Nothin' looked right! He felt lost, he turned around, t' see th' same scallywag, on top o' a tree, starin'. As Joseph blinked, th' scallywag vanished, 'n joseph was all alone, in a strange, strange world.
Story Translated into English
Long time ago, thar was a pirate who was called Joseph. He wasnât a fierce pirate no. But he was mighty strong. He 'n his pirate crew searched far 'n wide fer a rare booty called "Dins Pearl". They looked across th' vast seas but alas, t' no avail. One day, he 'n his crew were tipped off about an island that was said t' ship "Dins Pearl" As they approached th' island, somethin' strange happened. His crew spotted a strange scallywag, who appeared t' 'ave glowin' eyes, in th' distance... Knowin' his booty was most likely in th' hands o' this strange scallywag, they attempted t' attack. When Joseph first set foot on th' island 'n 'im 'n his crew charged at th' scallywag, disaster struck. Th' volcano located on th' Far East side o' th' island erupted, th' earth shook, th' ground split... Durin' th' ruckus joseph tripped into th' ravine that th' volcano created, 'n managed t' get a grip on th' side. Th' scallywag wit' glowin' eyes, approached. Joseph looked upwards directly at th' scallywag, th' scallywag t' 'im. Joseph suddenly lost control o' his owns body, 'n let go.
Later, he woke. T' a vast forest, everythin' was strange. Nothin' looked right! He felt lost, he turned around, t' see th' same scallywag, on top o' a tree, starin'. As Joseph blinked, th' scallywag vanished, 'n joseph was all alone, in a strange, strange world.
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Long time ago, there was a pirate who was called Joseph. He wasn’t a fierce pirate no. But he was very strong. He and his pirate crew searched far and wide for a rare treasure called "Dins Pearl". They looked across the vast seas but alas, to no avail. One day, he and his crew were tipped off about an island that was said to house "Dins Pearl" As they approached the island, something strange happened. His crew spotted a strange man, who appeared to have glowing eyes, in the distance... Knowing his treasure was most likely in the hands of this strange man, they attempted to attack. When Joseph first set foot on the island and him and his crew charged at the man, disaster struck. The volcano located on the Far East side of the island erupted, the earth shook, the ground split... During the ruckus joseph tripped into the ravine that the volcano created, and managed to get a grip on the side. The man with glowing eyes, approached. Joseph looked upwards directly at the man, the man to him. Joseph suddenly lost control of his own body, and let go.
Later, he woke. To a vast forest, everything was strange. Nothing looked right! He felt lost, he turned around, to see the same man, on top of a tree, staring. As Joseph blinked, the man vanished, and joseph was all alone, in a strange, strange world.
Later, he woke. To a vast forest, everything was strange. Nothing looked right! He felt lost, he turned around, to see the same man, on top of a tree, staring. As Joseph blinked, the man vanished, and joseph was all alone, in a strange, strange world.
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