Once upon a time, there was a grand battle, The Battle of Robot-Pirate Island, and there were literally quadrillions of pirates and robots fighting on such a small island. After 8 hours of grueling duels and fighting, the 4 pirates that remained claimed victory. But one of those four pirates that were left was missing many of his body parts due to the robots firing at him. Luckily, one of the remaining pirates studied Robotics and Bio-Engineering in college, so after an hour of grafting robot parts (which were in surplus) into his missing limbs, he arose.

He now sails the Seven Seas looking for any remaining robots, that he may destroy them.

This is my contest entry, and i had a ton of fun with it. The robotic parts he has include, a new eye, a laser peg-leg, a gun grafted into his left arm, and a robotic colon