It dawned upon this man that his love for ships would lead him somewhere. What he didn't expect, however, was that he would actually be leading the ships. This man devoted his life into proper lumberjacking, only to start crafting his dream ship, the Blueberry Princess, he calls her. She isn't blue, nor a princess, nor a gender...but still! After finishing his ship he immediately got a mustache. A fancy one at that.

(BASED OFF OF A PICTURE!)



For those who can't see the thing-a-mah-bob,