Look, boy.
This is Squeakers.
Squeakers is a merchant who has travelled from a faraway land.
Look at Squeakers' cool travelling-hat.
Squeakers usually stocks lavender (which he thinks is called indigo) and cinnamon (which he thinks is a tasty spice).
Squeakers trades indigo and tasty spices for cheesy milk.
Squeakers loves cheesy milk.
Squeakers always keeps a bottle of cheesy milk on him for travels.
Look at Squeakers' bottle of cheesy milk.
As long as you have cheesy milk to trade, Squeakers will not harm you.
Squeakers would not mean to harm you regardless of whether you have cheesy milk or not, for he would never do something so mean.
Squeakers merely wants to trade his indigo and tasty spices.
Look into Squeakers' trade-wanting eyes.
Would you be willing to trade with Squeakers?
Please?

Based on this post by Peridot XJ9
Also the first skin I have made using the new Invisiblu Template!