Minecraft - Steve (Dock's Version)

You may not be aware of this, but Steve wasn't always the suave, debonair, racially ambiguous man with facial hair we all know and love. No, he used to be quite a fancy-pants way back in the early days... The powers that may be decided he was not fit for the life of a wandering mob, however, and he was removed from the world as we know it.

That is...until today.

Steve returns to his former glory, dressed in fancy duds and ready to kick some zombie butt! And check out those eyebrows! This man just oozes with charm.