Suh Dude

Clyde woke up, got out of bed and put on some swaggy clothes. He went to the kitchen and prepared some toast and coffee, just as every other day in his rundown apartment. As the toast was warming, he sipped his coffee and gazed out the small window at the sign that advertised the new gaming system, the Magnavox Odyssey. Clyde had planned on buying one but never got to it because of something that kept him from doing it... The toast popped up, hot and steamy. As Clyde was walking towards it, his door exploded, filling the apartment with thick smoke. He got up and saw men dressed in black suits, holding their fists at the ready. Clyde used his sweet ninja skills to kick them down and run out. To his surprise, more men were in the hallway. Clyde picked up a glowing box off of one of the men he ninja-kicked. All of a sudden, he sped at the other suited people, knocking them all down in one blow. He continued to fight them, down into the bottom floor of the complex. Awaiting him was another man in a suit, but this one was different... His suit was ripped at the arms, revealing extremely large biceps, and he was twice as tall as the others. With his green mohawk pointed toward the ceiling, he tipped his sunglasses and ran at Clyde. Worn out from fighting, Clyde was unable to protect himself, and everything went black.

Clyde woke up, got out of bed and put on some swaggy clothes...