Duke Peachington, The Emo Peach, he goes by many names. Look at his eyes, blankly staring at you; not giving his true feelings away. He is not truly a depressed fruit, rather an angry one.... His parents were eaten when he was a young fruit, clinging to his little tree for dear life. He doesn't like to talk about it though, so don't bring it up if your goal isn't to be eaten alive... For he is a vengeful little fruit... What? Why? How? The answer to all these questions is Yes. "Why am I still reading this?" Yes. "How much free time did this Peach guy have?" Yes. "Why am I still reading this?" Yes, Yes, and of course: Yes.

-EmoPeach: The Melancholy Fruit.