Published Oct 15th, 2017, 10/15/17 8:39 pm
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You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?
The slash-bringing hasher?
The hash-slinging slasher.
The sash-wringing... The trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the crash thinging the...
Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.
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Keep the lights on, the phone off, and your walls ooze-free
Because the slasher strikes at night, and the spatula ain't for patties.
Nosferatu may flip the switch,
But he's the least of your reasons for a quivering lip.
With glowing eyes and a cold steel hand,
The slasher comes to clear the land.
It all started with a shift flipping burgers,
When the cutter slipped and he screamed murder.
It wasn't missing sauce,
or hands left unwashed,
But a severed hand upon which he crossed.
Till this day, he haunts the shop,
Exacting revenge for that misguided chop.
The slash-bringing hasher?
The hash-slinging slasher.
The sash-wringing... The trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the crash thinging the...
Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.
-------
Keep the lights on, the phone off, and your walls ooze-free
Because the slasher strikes at night, and the spatula ain't for patties.
Nosferatu may flip the switch,
But he's the least of your reasons for a quivering lip.
With glowing eyes and a cold steel hand,
The slasher comes to clear the land.
It all started with a shift flipping burgers,
When the cutter slipped and he screamed murder.
It wasn't missing sauce,
or hands left unwashed,
But a severed hand upon which he crossed.
Till this day, he haunts the shop,
Exacting revenge for that misguided chop.
| Credit | D Lawrence, J Lender, D Povenmire, S Dempsey |
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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