Originally uploaded on October 10th, 2011 for the Halloween Skin Contest.

You've heard of the pharaoh Tutankhamen, now meet his third cousin twice removed, Totinramen.

He got his name because he was a gofer during the construction of the
pyramids. His job was to bring the builders food, and since noodles were
both light and cheap, he toted bowls of Ramen soup for the workers'
lunch. Most of them were college students, so they didn't mind.

However, one old master stonemason hated noodles, so he killed Totinramen by
stabbing him with a chisel. His body was mummified and buried, but soon
rose from death due to a cursed package of Ramen he had eaten. Totin's
mummy found the stonemason, but didn't kill him because he was too
polite. He simply mumbled an apology through the bandages on his mouth,
and promised to return with a better meal. Since that day, Totinramen
has walked the earth in undeath, looking for the best foods to take back
to the stonemason. However, he cannot taste any of them because his
face bandages are wound too tight to move from over his mouth.

The old stonemason died over 2000 years ago. Even if Totinramen found some
great food to bring back with him, he wouldn't remember because of
retrograde amnesia from his brain being removed during the mummification
process.