One day in the life of Rion "Rhino" Mills

Rion was walking to the store one day then he was...
"Really who wrote this?"
Me:I DID!!!
"This is crap WRITE IT AGAIN...he-he falls in radioactive...NO NO NO WRONG WRONG WRONG
Me:Leave me alone...
"THIS IS TOO CLICHE WRITE SOMETHING BETTEEEEEEEER"

Okay, okay

Take 2

Rion:I'm gonna go to the Store
*is walking to the store"
Random guy:HEY YOU GIVE ME YOUR MON-

"NO NO ITS CLICHE AGAIN"
Me:Since when?

Take 3

Rion:I'm gonna go to the store
*is walking to the store*
Rion:Hey there!
Storekeeper:Hey Rion whattcha looking for?
Rion:One candy bar please!
*Gets bar and pays for it*
*Opens bar*
Rion:I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET
Shopkeeper:Now go Rion and don't stop until you get-

"NO NO NO!!!!!"

Take 4

Rion:I'm gonna go to the store
*is walking to the store*
Rion:Hey there!
Storekeeper:Hey Rion whattcha looking for?
Rion:One candy bar please!
*Gets bar and pays for it*
Rion:Thanks!
*leaves*
Rion:I just wonder what Ganon is up to!

Take 5

Rion:Lulz is space ranger!

Take 37

Rion:Live..AND LET DIIIIIIIIIIE

Take 56

Rion:Come together....RIGHT NOW...ova me...

Take 99

Rion:I'm gonna go to the store
*is walking to the store*
Rion:Hey there!
Storekeeper:Hey Rion whattcha looking for?
Rion:One candy bar please!
*Gets bar and pays for it*
Rion:Thanks!
*leaves*
*gets home*
Rion:Hey Mom!
Mom:Your home Rion do you know how windy it is?
Rion:Ya hope there is no tornadoes!
*Both look at each other*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rion:Like that will ever happen!
*Goes up to his room*
Rion:I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOORED!!!
*looks at wind*
*wind gets worse*
*looks farther*
TORNADO!!!!
The Tornado grabbed Rion like some deranged pedophile
and spins him for at least an hour and throws him back in his window
and against the wall
*Wakes up*
Rion:What...happened?
[Da next Tay]
*Rion walking down da street*
Guy:Hey whats up
*Rion freaks out and creates a tornado and accidentally throws him against a wall (Deja vu?)*
Rion:HOLY PHYSICS!!!
*Creates another one*
Rion:Canz I Fly?
*Jumps off building he seems to have climbed in 10 minutes*
*BOOM! CRASH! DOING!*
Rion:My....face....
Rion soon understand his power and is sworn to defeat all evil
Da End...ish