salutations humans, do thee remember me?
https://www.planetminecraft.com/skin/it-s-a-me-the-evil-gingerbread-man/
feel old yet?

i, the EVIL GINGERBREAD MAN, am BACKETH for mine revenge
for my attempt at demolishing humanity last time was, alas, not successful. but I AM BACK, READY TO ENFORCE ETERNAL SUFFERING UPON THE WEAK SPECIES WHO CALL THEMSELVES HUMANS
FEAR ME, PEASANTS

i have endured this past year, attempting to exterminate those who have caused my people to suffer, you know who you are
but roles have swapped, and TODAY, ON CHRISTMAS EVE, I WILL COME TO HOUSES OF ALL LITTLE CHILDREN AND EAT THEM WHOLE
those little parasites are the worst of them all, they eat our flesh raw, then dress us up in the ugliest sugary JUNK there is, WE, THE GINGERBREAD MEN, ARE MORE THAN THIS

JUSTICE FOR ALL GINGERBREAD MEN AND WOMEN AND NONBINARY GINGERBREAD AND EVERYONE ELSE

*chomp*
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MERRY CHRISTMAS <3