And so, it begins:

Darkn were the skies and chill was the wind as the land was covered in a veiln of malice. Across the hill did ride a dread army of the night, cloaked nin mist and fog, prepared to rain down death and destruction upon the nland. And the people cried out for a savior, a noble soul to save them nfrom their impending demise. Just as it seemed all was lost, in strode an mighty hero clad in shimmering metal from head to toe. Wielding a nterrible broadsword, he did cleave his foes in twain, smashing their nranks asunder with a righteous fury. And when the day was done and the nenemy strewn across the fields in pieces, the people did turn to the nwarrior and say: oWe shall name this day in your honor. Speak unto us nyour wisdom.o Slowly, the warrior turned to face the assembled crowd. nLifting his sword on high, he said but one word that day... "MINECRAFT!!"

One man, one murloc, one giant angry badger...This is a Total Biscuit skin I made whilst listening to the latest intro of Blue Plz! and browsing some of his old DCUO vids on YouTube.