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This poor bastard thought he could make it into the big league, imperial army and stuff, but NO. For he was not destined for glory, to fight in the name of the king, no, no. Instead, he was destined to be part of the village guard, barely makes enough money than the local children do. His greatest action last weekend was telling a drunkard to “Sod off”, truly disappointing. This man will forever be chained to his post at the gate while his friend gets to fight over the sea. Hopefully, the lemon men do not come for the village-
Credit | a very unfunny man |
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Steve |
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Update #1 : by Englalonde 08/08/2019 4:41:41 pmAug 8th, 2019
Added little bits of poorly shaved beard to the face and a couple of warts. Also some shading to the arms, may start on the legs too!
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he has prepared a vast army
as the sour ones devoured town after town
mark my words in black sharpie
he is coming
his men drenched their long blades in pear juice
they bring the great beasts of the laundry room with them
this is a battle the sour ones will not win