Custom splashes

Hi there, I made custom splashes! Here they are:

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN INAPPROPRIATE SENTENCES!!!

We hate you more!
Thanks for the 20 bucks!
Neh... It's not shitty!
You will sell your soul!
Better than Hunter!
Would you like the square, sir?
Your mom is sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
Made by Notch! Hated by you!
It's here! (or not...)
Worst in class!
It's totally NOT finished!
REALLY dragon free!
Your ass!
More than 500 sold! Your game didn't!
Two of a kind!
No hits on YouTube!
Alpha!
Dragons everywhere!
Warning: DO NOT check this out!
Holy pork, man!
It's a lifestyle!
Forged in hell!
Uses Your mom as a sextoy!
Quantum-mechanics for life!!
Minicraft!
SPLEEF!
Your Mom's lover!
Incompatible with your computer!
documented!
Nuggets!
Exploding *******!
Cold sun!
Cloned by prof. Notch!
Delete!
Be killed!
Epileptic-proof!
Totally not racist at all!
You took an arrow to the knee!
Until I took an arrow to the knee!
Not open source!
Ugly!
Ugly skins!
Maybe...? on steam?
Oh Women!
Take a texture pack!
You have no life!
Citate: "Oh your mom! OH!
OVER 9000! (blocks)
Tries to kill you!
This costs more effort than you think!
Anti-bug!
Your Mom sucks! (My d*ck)
12 herbs and spices!
Other-people free! (Exept zombies)
You never saw this splash...
Insurance fraud!
Majorities hate miorities!
Minorities possibly welcome!
Mac are for d*ckheads!
Illegal distribution!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Nous sommes cornée!
Aragon!
Now with painful deaths!
Sucks your soul!
You will jump out of your window!
Wij zijn geil!!
We are horney!
Vi är kåt!
Ð Ñ Ñ Ð¾Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾Ð¹!
٠ح٠٠ر٠٠ة!
WÇ men jiÇ ozhì!
Wir sind geil!
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Olemme kiimainen!
Vi er liderlige!
I hate this!
I an out of stupid sentences!
Up your ass!
Why are you dying!? (Hehehe...)
Not-random splash!
F*ck your mother!
Monster penetration!
penetrated by millions!
Money for penetration!
Freaky penetration!
You've got a brand new s*xdoll!
Water resistant!
Won't catch fire!
I hate this job!
We hate this job!
Hypno-toad!
OH MY GOD! I SPLASHED KENNY
Achmed says BOOM!
Music by Metallica!
Will kill you!
I don't get payed for this!
You will get addicted!
Extra-terrestrial!
Party rocked!
Full of darkness!
Astronomic!
Cooler than You!
Shut up and listen!
Always dig down!
Do not take frequent breaks!
Not linear! Just blocky!
Han shot twice!
I hate you!
Quick! Save meeee...
Ride the cow!
More people live on mars!
The moon isn't huge!
Praesent adipiscing!
Ego mater tua et tempus!
Haec lingua exstincta!
0% SACCHARON!
150% blocks!
Anecdotes!
Credits!
Now with sound!
ASSHOLE!
We need food!
We got 20 bucks for this!
You won't be awesome!
Watch out for sunrays!
Creeper be creepin'!
Cleveland!
Zombie be zombin'!
Creeperhug!
A wild block appeared!
Notch has your 20 bucks!
PMI!
WOW! He DOES have a HUMANCENTIPAD!
I miss your mom!
Ye good old days... were horrible!
My dad punches your dad!
Bring me some whores!
Ass-licking!
Systemetic!
Mathematic!
Exeptional!
MEXICO, MEXICO MEXICOOO!
One stuck up your ass!
The smurfs play it!
We have employees!
Starwars!
!
Consummate V's!
dirt Tools!
tripled buffered!
Creator's fiction!
flexi!
Jeb! Jens! Notch! Markus!
Colder than coldieness!
It's 2012!
We'll all die!
Extract!
No fantasy!
GUHH! GUHH! GUHH!
Kick it high down!
worldwide resources!
Woo, planetminecraft.com!
Woo, minecraftdl.com!
Woo, painterlypack.net!
Woo, minecraftwiki.net!
Woo, skydaz.com!
Woo, minecraftsandbox.com!
Woo, ME!
Woo, superrobbin!
Yahoo anlyticsed!
Does not support åäö!
Give us Peter!
Do not tip your waiter!
No fun!
12345 is a good password!
Vote for web neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP12 has two names!
ipotent!
Ugh!
!!!
Lazy us!
I like your mom!
This text is easy to read!